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HI U OLE PATOOTS, ORH here and you gonna have to get up before daylight to SHEET this ole boy. If you are long in tooth, you recall when we had meter readers that came to our house at the first of the month to read our electric meter. No more. We have smart meters that give off emf's that they can read from their office. Problem is you are digesting these EMF'S 24/7. We no longer have a monthly meter reader so I figured that we have a smart meter. Called the co-op and they swore on the bible that they do not use smart meters. We Rednecks, so we went on the internet to see what a smart meter looks like. AYSM? It looks just like our meter. Now that's strange so I called our co-op back and after the young lady started sweating under my grilling, she suggested that I talk to an engineer. Naturally, he was busy and would call me back. I let him know that he needs to take some Tumbs before he calls, because I was going to give him indigestion. Learned that you can cover your meter with Al foil and you safe and they have to come read your meter. Does that sound like something ORH would do? Yep, and I know the best lawyers in East Tn. ====ORH====
